Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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