Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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