its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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