i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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