She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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