Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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