idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Oh god it's open bar.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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