My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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