Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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