Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize