If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Little spoons don't ask big questions
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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