i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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