I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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