Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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