WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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