Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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