Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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