I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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