so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
