just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
