I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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