i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
