I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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