yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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