Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
