pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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