After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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