im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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