Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just google imaged poop.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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