If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
God, I missed his penis.
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