Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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