carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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