yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Michael Bay diarrhea
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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