Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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