I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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