The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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