But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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