ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
