Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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