The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
