I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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