I feel like I'm in dance class right now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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