whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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