you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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