You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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