This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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