is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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