Walk of Shame. In a state park.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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