people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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