Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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