Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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