And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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