he wants to bone in the snuggie
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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