youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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