Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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